Charis Moldrik
As a scuba instructor and paramedic, I've kept people alive in places that wanted them dead. Now I work from home as a health coach and write The Incorrigible Series. I am owned by two cats, wear my history in ink, love the beach and one imperfect, but irresistible, Cowboy. IYKYK.
Gary and Harley
Gary
Gary was abandoned at birth, bottle-fed, and evolved into a 17-lb fur missile who comes when called (cat hardware, dog software). He steals hearts, snacks, and anything not nailed down. Daily Miralax keeps him functionalish, but not obedient. Addicted to coffee and nicotine, he melts into whatever surface he’s on while silently judging your choices.
Bonded
I never wanted a cat, let alone two. Gary was lonely, so I tried to find him a sister. Instead I assembled a bonded criminal enterprise. Now I live with a coordinated cat gang dedicated to property destruction, sleep deprivation, and psychological warfare. They are bonded and deeply in love with chaos. I am simply the landlord who pays in food, sanity, and shredded paper.
Harley
Harley
Harley has definitely slid into Gary's life as his girlfriend, not his sister. She is his most successful student in the art of chaos. A slinky paper-eating menace who believes cardboard, mail, post-its, and toilet paper are food groups. Cuddly at all times, reasonable at none. Known for 2 a.m. zoomies and shredding your favorite things with eye contact.